“Sorry. I accidentally stole your password and read all your emails…”
“Woo hoo, it’s Friday!!! Oh, wait… I’m a Cat!!”
“Dooog!! Open the door, DAMMIT!”
“Wait! Where’s my boat gone?!”
“I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment…”
“When Life Hands You a Pig, Make Bacon”
“Yeah! We be needing a DNA test!”
“Hi Mommy! Can my new boyfriend come in??”
“Bitch, I am a Lady!”
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“No way! It’s mine and mine only!!”
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Inception Cat “Is this real box??”
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“I Shit in There!”
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“Good News: I cleaned your plate!”
Sorry… There’s no Instagram filter to make you look less fat in photos.
“There ain’t nothing in room 237…”
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