Catasters

May 24

“Sorry. I accidentally stole your password and read all your emails…”

“Sorry. I accidentally stole your password and read all your emails…”

“Woo hoo, it’s Friday!!! Oh, wait… I’m a Cat!!”

“Woo hoo, it’s Friday!!! Oh, wait… I’m a Cat!!”

“Dooog!! Open the door, DAMMIT!”

“Dooog!! Open the door, DAMMIT!”

“Wait! Where’s my boat gone?!”

“Wait! Where’s my boat gone?!”

“I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment…”

“I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment…”

“When Life Hands You a Pig, Make Bacon”

“When Life Hands You a Pig, Make Bacon”

“Yeah! We be needing a DNA test!”

“Yeah! We be needing a DNA test!”

May 22

“Hi Mommy! Can my new boyfriend come in??”

“Hi Mommy! Can my new boyfriend come in??

“Bitch, I am a Lady!”
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“Bitch, I am a Lady!”

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“No way! It’s mine and mine only!!”
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“No way! It’s mine and mine only!!”

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Inception Cat “Is this real box??”
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Inception Cat “Is this real box??”

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“I Shit in There!”
Via Imgur

“I Shit in There!”

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“Good News: I cleaned your plate!”

“Good News: I cleaned your plate!”

Sorry… There’s no Instagram filter to make you look less fat in photos.

Sorry… There’s no Instagram filter to make you look less fat in photos.

“There ain’t nothing in room 237…”
The Shining

“There ain’t nothing in room 237…”

The Shining